Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Lemons and Sugar

All this generousity is enough to make me smile, even though I've been feeling particularly sour lately. No need to suck on any more lemons because we've got 80 bucks, boys and girls!

Woopidy Doo Dah! You heard me! (Or, rather, saw me!)

That's not bad, considering that we have no actual advertisement for this.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

You all rock!

Now, let's all think of really creative ways to get Nikkol home with $80 bucks.

We have roughly 4000 miles and 80 dollars.

You go first.

I think the first thing she's going to need are new shoes.

10 Comments:

Anonymous nikkol said...

let's see, $80 of gas is roughly 28 gallons of gas at approx 30 miles a gallon would get me to...that would get me 840 miles. stupid gas. if it were like it was 10 years ago that would be 84 gallons of gas for about 2520 miles. OK, looks like we're gonna have to build a time machine first, go back to 1996, and steal some money while we're in the past. it'll be the crime of the twilight zone. or something......

6:28 PM  
Anonymous mcwoman said...

btw - in case you didn't know, i am a big dork. i actually really enjoy math. i realized after reading my comment that i did math and it was fun to me. also, i already have orthopedic shoes, i would gladly take another pair tho, let's start a blog to make money for that. any takers?

6:30 PM  
Anonymous mamaholler said...

So, I'm thinking shoes from wallmart.

Gellen inserts.

a few loafs of bread.

a few jars of peanut butter.

a backpack.

a really cheap tent

some bottled water.

You could do that with eighty dollars and wallmart, couldn't you?

Oh, Shit! You need a map too. Someone had better donate 5 more dollars!

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6
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5
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shoes

6:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a walking stick?
Everyone needs a walking stick.

I wish you could post pictures in the comments.

c

8:44 PM  
Anonymous nikkol said...

posting pictures in the comments would rule. dun dun 7 dun dun dun 11 = dun dun car hiding in the lights

10:20 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

dun dun Proof dun That You Are Cool.

I wish 7-11 still made those lighters.

c

10:30 PM  
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